Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
(via lovetheriddlesthatyouspeak)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
(via bulletproofisnotme)
Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
idk man but when ed sheeran says someone has a beautiful soul i feel like it really must mean someone has a beautiful freaking soul
(via helmsinki)
(via ihadthebestdays)
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
(via pizza)
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
(via pizza)
(Source: jimestmort, via alittlefaithisallyouneed)
